I was born in the war.
Bred into it.
People think they understand pain.
But they have no concept of it.
What's the most pain you've ever felt?
Maybe the kind that leaves you more, machine than man.
Wait, no, stop!
What in the actual ass?
Dale, why are the visual effects not done?!
It's a metal arm! It's not like we're trying to remove a mustache!
Ahh, fuck it, I'll do it myself.
I'm Cable and I'm from the future, and I like blowing shit up.
Reach for the sky!
Oh no, Sheriff Deadpool.
You know, you are a lot taller in the...
Shut up you little asshole! Take this.
Regeneration powers, activate!
- That's not something you say. - Zip it Cable!
I got the stones to help you.
No bitting!
They're done already?
Oh, well, that was unrealisticly fast.
Ok!
Hit it!
Your time's up you dumb fuck.
Well,
that's just lazy writting.